// TODO: write compelling bio | C# · ASP.NET Core · SQL Server · Azure · Imposter Syndrome
"Tom is the only developer I know who reads the actual documentation instead of just copying from Stack Overflow. Honestly, a little unsettling."
"He told me my 'quick question' would take three weeks to implement. I didn't believe him. It took three weeks. I believe him now."
"Tom's code reviews are thorough. Some might say intimidatingly thorough. I cried once. It made me a better developer. Four stars."
"I asked Tom how long a task would take. He said 'it depends.' That was 18 months ago. I now know he was right and I was an idiot."
// Available for senior .NET roles, architecture consulting,
// and politely explaining why that estimate is not realistic.
// Response time: O(1) · unless it's a meeting that could've been an email